Subject:A good one..


A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They seat
themselves and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once more. Two asses they come
together again. I come again and then pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about
our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady'" said the man. "Who talkin
abouta sexa? Im'ma tellun my frienda how to spella
"MISSISSIPPI."