Subject: FW: The Billionaire and Chocolate Chips...


  New funnies....

 An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on
his library wall, so he called in an artist. 
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said,
"I am a history buff, and I would like your
interpretation of the last thing that went through
Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town
on business for a week, and when I return I expect to
see it completed."

 Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library
to examine the finished work. To his surprise he found
a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this
there were hundreds of Indians in various stages,
and different positions of, making love.

 Furious he called the artist in. "What the hell is 
this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why that's exactly
what you asked for," said the artist smugly. "No! I
didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked
for a mural of the interpretation of Custer's last
thoughts!" "And there you have it," said the artist,
"I call it 'holy cow, look at all those f#*king
Indians!" 


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  CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES


This elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip 
cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he
died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing,
rolled down the stairs, and crawled into the kitchen
where his wife was busily baking cookies.
With waning strength he crawled to the table and was
just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie
sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip
cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked
his hand with a spatula. "Why?" he whispered. "Why did
you do that?" "They're for the funeral." she replied.