Subject: Fw: blonde....



 The Blonde and the Brunette

 A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with
their cows to increase their herd.

 The brunette takes their life savings of $600 and goes
to Texas to buy a bull.  She eventually meets with an
old cowboy that will sell her a bull.   "It's the only
one I got for $599, take it or leave it."

 She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram
office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my
friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull
for our ranch, bring the trailer."  The man behind the
counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S.
are $.75 per word".  She thinks about it for a moment
and decides.  "I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette.  The man asks, "I'm
sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this
telegram?"

 The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads
REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see
COM-FOR-DA-BULL."