Subject: Case Dismissed...



A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man
seemed more amused.  When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and
had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.  The judge asked the man
what he had to say for himself. "Well your Honor," 
he said, "It was like this, When the  lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sign that said, 'The Gold Dust Twins
are coming' and I had to smile.  Then she moved and
sat under a sign that said, 'Sloan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling' and I had to grin.  Then she
placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's
Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly control
myself.  BUT, when she moved the fourth time and sat
under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this accident' I laughed out loud!"
"Case Dismissed!" said the Judge.