Subject: Desert Island



 One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert
island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck on
the horizon.  "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to
himself.  And as the speck gets closer and closer, he
begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat,
then even a raft.  Suddenly, emerging from the surf
comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.  She approaches the stunned guy and
asks, "How long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?"  "Ten years!" he says.  She reaches over and
unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls
out a pocket of fresh cigarettes.  He takes one, lights
it, and takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man!" "Is
that ever good!"  She then asks him, "How long has it
been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"
Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!"  She reaches over,
unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls
out a flask, and gives it to him.  He opens the flask,
takes a long swing, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely
fantastic!"  Then she starts slowly unzipping the long
zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks
at him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been
since you've played around?"  The guy, with tears in his
eyes, replies, "Oh sweet Lord God!"  "Don't tell me
you've got golf clubs in there!"