Subject: Jesus vs. Satan
 
 
 Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
who is better on his computer. They had been going at it
for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the
bickering. Finally, God said "Cool it. I am going to set
up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who
does the better job."  So down Satan and Jesus sat at
the keyboards and typed away. They moused, they did
spreadsheets, they wrote reports, they sent faxes,
emails, they sent out emails with attachments and they
downloaded. They even did some genealogy reports, they
made cards as well. They did every known job.  But ten
minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured
and, of course, the electricity went out.  Satan stared
at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity
finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
their computers.  Satan started searching frantically,
screaming " It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything
when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly
started printing out all of his files from the past  two
hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He
cheated! How did he do it?  God shrugged and said,
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  "JESUS SAVES."