ubject: Ducks



"Cheri A. Butler" wrote:

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three
ducks. One in each and one under his left arm.  He
places them on the bar.  He has a few drinks and chats
with the Bartender.  The Bartender is experienced
and has learned not to ask people about the animals
that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention
the ducks.  They chat for about 30 minutes before the
guy with the ducks has to go to the restroom.  The
ducks are left on the bar. The bartender is alone with
the ducks. There is an awkward silence. The Bartender
decides to try to make some conversation. "What's your
name?" He says to the first duck. "Huey" said the 
first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. 
Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles
all day." "Oh. That's nice.", says the Bartender.
Then he says to the second duck "Hi.  And what's your
name?". "Dewey" came the answer. "Great. Lovely day.
Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If
I had the chance another day I would do the same
again."  So the Bartender turns to the third duck
and says "So you must be Louie." "No," growls the
third duck, "My name is Puddles. And don't ask about
my day."