Subject: Falling!


Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire
State Building. One turns to the other and says:
"You know last week I discovered that if you jump 
from the top of this building by the time you fall
to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are
so intense that they carry you around the building
and back into the window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval
while wiping the bar.

The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way
that could happen." 
1st Man: "No it's true let me prove it to you." So he
gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and
careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th
floor, the high wind whips him around the building
and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the
elevator back up to the bar. The 2nd Man tells him:
"You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must
have been a one time fluke." 1st Man: "No, I'll prove
it again" and again he jumps and hurtles toward the
street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him
around the building and into the window. Once upstairs
he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
2nd Man: "Well hey, it works, I'll try it." So he
jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the
11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors...and hits the sidewalk
with a 'splat.' Back upstairs the Bartender turns to
the other drinker: "You know, Superman, you're a real
!%#hole when you're drunk."