Subject:	Godfather's Attorney


 A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks
into a room to meet with his former accountant.  The
Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million
bucks you embezzled from me?"  The accountant does not
answer.  The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3
million bucks you embezzled from me?"  The attorney
interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot
understand you, but I can interpret for you."  The
Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant
where the 3 million dollars is.  The accountant signs
back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't
know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it
to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and
says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know
where it is!"  The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!
The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed
in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go
to hell...that you don't have the guts to pull the
trigger."