Subject: Good one!



 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub somewhere in Idaho. She gestures
alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he 
should bring his face close to hers.  When he does so,
she begins to gently caress his beard which is full
and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his
face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?"
she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and
into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the
barman -- clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can
do?" "Yes there is.  I need you to give him a message"
she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers
into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper
nor hand soap in the ladies room.