Subject: Kinda Cheap Fling


I thought that you would get a kick out of this.

BJ Moore

A Kinda Cheap Fling

Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor.  When he bent down
under the table to pick them up, he noticed that
Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear!  Shocked
by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked,
"Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said
"You can have it, but it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, John indicates that he is
interested. She tells him that  since Bill works
Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should 
come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday.

Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm.
After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had
sex, and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 pm.
He asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a
few mintues." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you
$100?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!'  Finally she
says, "Yes, he did give me $100." "Good,"  Bill says.
"John came by the office this morning and borrowed
$100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house
on his way home and pay me back."