Subject: Man


God looks over the millions of people and says
"Welcome to Heaven. I want the women to go with
Saint Peter, and the men to form two lines.
Make one line of the men that dominated their women
on earth, and the other of men who were dominated
by their women."  There's much movement, but eventually
the women are gone and there are two lines. The line
of the men that were dominated is 1000 miles long.
The line of men that dominated women has only one man.
God gets angry and says, "You men should be ashamed
of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were
all dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of
my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him!" He turns to the man and says, "Tell them, my
son. How did you manage to be the only one on that
line?" The man says, "I don't know, my wife told me
to stand here."