Subject: midgets


Two midgets pick up a couple of hookers and take them
to their Vegas hotel room for a little fun. After a
few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out,
but the night doesn't go as planned. The first midget
not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to
listen to his buddy grunting "One, two, three, huh!"
over and over. In the morning his pal asks him, "So
how was it?" "I can't believe how much it sucked,"
says the first midget. "I couldn't get hard all night.
I'm so ashamed." The second midget answers, "You
think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the bed!"