Subject: Grandpa's New Trick


A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves
in the yard.  The little boy finds an earthworm
trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa,
I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars
you can't.  It's too wiggly and limp to put back in
that little hole."  The little boy runs into the
house and comes back out with a can of hairspray.
He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff
as a board.  Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars,
grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty
minutes later the grandfather comes back out and
hands the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me
five dollars."  The grandfather replies, "I know.
That's from your grandma."