Subject: Nun Joke


  A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish.
They are all in Heaven trying to enter the pearly
gates past St. Peter.  He asks the first nun;
"Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a
penis?" The nun giggles and slyly replies, "Well once
I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the
Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks
the next nun the same question;  "Sister Elizabeth
have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The nun
is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled
and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole
hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the
line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front
of the line.  When she reaches the front of the line
St. Peter says "Sister, Sister, what seems to be the
rush?" The nun replies "If I'm going to have to gargle
that Holy Water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks
her ass in it!"