Subject: Never fool around with a little old lady


Never fool around with a Little old lady:
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  A little old lady went to the grocery store and put
the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then
went to the check out counter where she told the check
out girl. "Nothing but the best for my little kitten."

The girl at the cash register said, 'I'm sorry, but
we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you
have a cat.  A lot of old people buy cat food to eat,
and the management wants proof that you are buying
the cat food for your cat."  The little old lady went
home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the
store.


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They sold her the cat food.

The next day, the old lady went to the store and
bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies - one for
each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded
proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people
sometimes eat dog food.

Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in
her dog.  One Doggie


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She was then given the dog cookies.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the
lid.  The little old lady asked the cashier to stick
her finger in the hole.  The cashier said, "No, you
might have a snake in there."  The little old lady
assured her that there was nothing in the box that
would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into
the box and pulled it out and told the little old
lady, "That smells like poop."

The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now,
my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"