Subject: Ouch!  What a comeback!



  A college professor had just finished explaining
how important it was that a research project be turned
in on time. He said there were only two acceptable
excuses for a late project:

  1. A certifiable medical excuse.
  2. A death in the student's immediate family.

  A smart-ass student raised his hand and asked,
"What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" As expected,
this caused an explosion of laughter.

  After the class had settled down, the professor
froze the student with a glaring look and said,
"Well, in that case, I guess you would just have
to learn how to write with your other hand."