Subject: Plane crash Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying to a supermodels conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately! The three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are about to crash!" Claudia responds: I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for and save first, the ones with the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my make-up." Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?" Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits!" Not hesitating, Naomi pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her "love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches, please! I know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for is a black box!"