Subject: Plane crash


Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are
flying to a supermodels conference in Paris, when the
captain of the plane announces:  "We have just lost
power to the engines and are going to make an emergency
crash landing - assume the brace position immediately!

 The three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her
face.  Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask:
 "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we
are about to crash!"
 Claudia responds: I know for a fact that the rescue
workers will search for and save first, the ones with
the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my
make-up."
 Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful
mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of
gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout:
"Cindy, have you lost your senses?  Why are you baring
your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to
die?"  Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in
plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women
with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing
my tits!"  Not hesitating, Naomi pulls down her skirt
and panties to expose her "love triangle." Freaking out,
Claudia and Cindy yell: Naomi, are you crazy?
Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches, please! I know for a
fact the first thing the rescue workers look for is a
black box!"