Subject: Rich Widow


A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another
man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that
read:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE
WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
 2. WON'T RUN AWAY
 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her
doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons
of mail, etc., all to no avail.  None of the men
seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again.  She opened
the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs,
lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked,
"Who are you and what do you want?"  "Hi," said the
man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
dreams.  I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and
I've got no legs, so I can't run away." The old woman
asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"