Subject: THE BLONDE


A blonde went into a world wide message center to send
a message to her mother overseas.  When the man told
her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have
that kind of money!!! But I would do ANYTHING to get
a message to my mother in Sweden!" The man arched an 
eyebrow. "Anything?"  he asked.  "Yes, anything!"  the
blonde promised. With that, the man said, "Follow me."
He walked into the back room and said to her, "Come in
and close the door." She did what he asked.  He then
said, "Get on your knees."  She did. Then he said,
"Take down my zipper."  She followed his directions.
He then said, "Go ahead ... Take it out." She took it
out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.  The man
closed his eyes and whispered, "Well.... go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while
holding it closely to her lips she said loudly,
"HELLO .... MOM????"