Subject: THE HOWL


                     THE HOWL
             - Submitted by Lonely Boy
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at
the office.  "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
"Listen!  I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.
"Okay.  Would you like to sit down and eat a nice
home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.
"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry!  I don't
wanna eat!  Alright!  Is that alright with you?  Can
I come home from work and just do my own thing without
you forcing food down my throat? huh?"
At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and
throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.
Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon
and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time
of the month."