Subject: Where Jesus Is



A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned
that his students might be a little confused about
Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood
that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that
he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus
today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out,
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole
class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response. The teacher was completely at
a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered
his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father
gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"


submitted by Claudia