Subject: Yard Work



 A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to
take a shower.  The man realizes that he can't find
the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the
rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What? "
The man first points to his eye, then points to his
knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is
not sure and says, "What?" and the man repeats his
gestures.  Finally she caught on that he was saying
"EYE NEED the RAKE".  The wife replies that she
understands and signals back. She first points to her
eye, next she points to her left breast, then she
points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come
close on that one.  Exasperated, he goes upstairs
and asks her "What in the frigid hell was that?
"She replies,,,,,, "EYE-LEFT TIT - BEHIND-THE BUSH!"